Filed under: Andre Bikey, Arsenal, Chelsea, Darren Fletcher, Edwin Van der Sar, FA Cup, Ferrari, Gabriel Heinze, Ji-Sung Park, Kieran Richardson, Louis Saha, Manchester United, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Patrice Evra, Reading, Reading 2-3 Man United, Robin Reliant
United were very lucky last night. I’ve never seen such a free-scoring start to a football match. United looked superb in the game’s opening stages, but when they went 3-0 up so early a comeback was always on the cards.
From the middle of the second half onwards, I thought United were pretty disappointing. Van der Sar flapped uncharacteristically, the defence looked shaky, Heinze’s erratic involvements demonstrated why he has fallen so far behind Patrice Evra in the left-back pecking order, Kieran Richardson had a thoroughly forgettable game, Darren Fletcher’s usually reliable distribution was found lacking, and Ji-Sung Park buzzed around to no real discernable effect.
The forwards, though, were superb. Solskjaer’s movement was marvellous, and I thought Saha looked completely unplayable. Not many forwards give Andre Bikey the brush-off quite so easily, but Saha had him in his pocket all night. Rarely do you see a centre forward play with quite such confidence in his strength and ability, and I thought he took his goal superbly.
But United did look wobbly. In the last fifteen minutes they defended like schoolboys – literally. And while the first team continues to purr like a new Ferrari, the Robin Reliant feel of the second eleven suggests the squad is considerably weaker than Chelsea and Arsenal’s.
Filed under: Cardiff 1-0 Leeds, Cardiff City, Dave Jones, FAW, Leeds United, Simon Walton, The FA, Welsh FA
Cardiff City manager Dave Jones and on-loan midfielder Simon Walton have been charged by the Welsh FA for their behaviour during and after the recent victory over Leeds, and Jones must be absolutely livid.
He’s been at loggerheads with the FAW all season over the tardiness with which they have acted regarding Cardiff’s appeals against red cards, and this may well be the final straw.
Walton was hugely unlucky to be sent off against Leeds (he was sent off for two bookable offences, the second of which was a non-existent dive). The FAW have accepted that he didn’t deserve to be sent off, but as they are unable to rescind yellow cards, they have just pressed ahead and charged Walton with improper conduct for kicking the fourth official’s electronic board as he walked from the pitch. Jones will be steaming.
Cardiff are already pursuing the possibility of leaving the FAW and joining the English FA, as they’re worried that, should they qualify for the Premiership and then for Europe, the FAW could block their involvement on the grounds that they shouldn’t be allowed to represent Wales because they play in the English system.
All this suggests that the simmering tension between the Welsh FA and Wales’s biggest football club is reaching boiling point. I wouldn’t like to get in Dave Jones’s way the next time the FAW crosses him…
Filed under: Millwall, Millwall fans, Millwall jokes, Random Football Joke of the Day, football jokes
More baffling ribaldry from Why Did Arsene Wenger Cross The Road?:
Q. What’s the difference between a Millwall fan and a tree?
A. They’re both wankers, apart from the tree.
Ho-hum.
Filed under: 2007 Carling Cup Final, Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Chelsea, Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal, Didier Drogba, John Terry, Jose Mourinho, M6, Manchester United, Premiership trophy, Theo Walcott, strop-throwing primadonnas
Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal. A gripping game. Goals, fisticuffs, controversy, near-decapitation and the occasional flourish of sweet passing football. Shame Chelsea won though.
I am a Man United fan, but I must confess that I love the football Arsenal play. And they began today’s game with such gusto and enterprise. Walcott took his goal so well, and I began to secretly hope that they would swarm all over Chelsea’s expensively assembled team of strop-throwing primadonnas, proving once and for all that, in the long term, you really can’t buy success.
But, inevitably, Chelsea came back at them. And when Drogba notched the winner, Wenger’s ‘Young Guns’ proved that they are just as much a bunch of strop-throwing primadonnas as Mourinho’s ‘men’. It was a shame the game had to end that way – particularly after the injury sustained by John Terry – but it did make bloody good television.
And yet, when the dust settles, how happy can Chelsea be? Yes, they have the season’s first piece of silverware – and Mourinho’s attachment to the League Cup is commendable – but they are now nine points behind United and once again without their inspirational skipper. Methinks the Premiership trophy is beginning to inch its way back towards the M6…
Filed under: Barcelona, Barcelona 1-2 Liverpool, Craig Bellamy, Liverpool, Racing Post, gambling
Yesterday morning: the Racing Post reveals that some bookmakers are offering odds of 100-1 on Craig Bellamy scoring against Barcelona and celebrating with a golf swing.
Yesterday evening: Craig Bellamy scores against Barcelona… and celebrates with a golf swing.
Anyone else think Bellamy’s gambling mates might have had more than a helping hand in inspiring last night’s celebration?
I wonder whether he got a cut of the winnings…
Filed under: Alvaro Arbeloa, Barcelona, Barcelona 1-2 Liverpool, Craig Bellamy, Deco, Dirk Kuyt, Frank Rijkaard, John Arne Riise, Lionel Messi, Liverpool, Momo Sissoko, Rafa Benitez, Ronaldinho, Steve Finnan, Steven Gerrard, UEFA Champions League, Winston Churchill, Xabi Alonso, never-say-die attitude
Barcelona 1-2 Liverpool. It sticks in the throat a bit, but I thought Liverpool were excellent last night.
The absence of a real, defence-stretching frontman in the Barca team meant they were forced to field a more compact team than they would prefer to, and Benitez robbed Deco, Messi and Ronaldinho of the space on which they thrive by packing the midfield with Sissoko, Alonso and Gerrard. It enabled Liverpool to play a classic counter-attacking game, and even though Barcelona just shaded possession, there wasn’t much between the teams in terms of shots on goal.
The lack of space in front of the Liverpool back four frustrated Barca’s attackers, and the persistent harrying of the Barca defence by Bellamy and Kuyt meant that the Catalans were frequently hurried out of their usual passing game. As a consequence Barca began to look ragged, but Liverpool retained commendable caution by sitting back and trying to pick them off on the break.
Before the game I thought the Liverpool team looked a little unbalanced with a left midfielder (Riise) and a centre forward (Bellamy) on the left, and two right-backs (Arbeloa and Finnan) on the right, but Riise and Bellamy did a great job of shackling Messi, and both Liverpool’s goals came from attacks down the right.
Frank Rijkaard’s post-match comments will not inspire much confidence in the Barca faithful: “We must always be positive, but we have to be realistic. It will be difficult to make a comeback.”
Hardly Churchillian, but it demonstrates the unyielding pragmatism of many European clubs. The never-say-die attitude synonymous with British football is something that a lot of Spanish and Italian teams just do not understand, but it’s looking stronger than ever in this season’s Champions League.
Filed under: Jermain Defoe, Random Football Joke of the Day, football, football jokes, little forward, soccer
Jermain Defoe heads into a nightclub, goes straight up to a woman and starts feeling her up. ‘Get your coat, love, you’re coming home with me,’ he says.
‘Blimey!’ says the woman, ‘you’re a little forward aren’t you?’
Filed under: Arsenal, Mark van Bommel, Robinho, Spurs, Spurs "not a big club", Thierry Henry, Tottenham Hotspur, White Hart Lane
Brazilian step-over-meister Robinho is the latest player to turn down a move to White Hart Lane because Spurs “aren’t a big club.”
By my reckoning, there are only about sixteen major international players left in the world who haven’t rejected Spurs because of their international obscurity.
Robinho follows in the recent footsteps of Mark van Bommel, and I’m sure he wasn’t the first big name to use the “not a big club” excuse to wriggle his way out of a move to the Lane. Can any smug Arsenal fans help me out? (You might want to read my recent post on Thierry Henry first though…)
Filed under: Shakespeare, football, showboating, showboating gone wrong, soccer
I’m not wishing to turn this blog into a YouTube Best Of or anything, but have a look at this compilation of showboating gone wrong.
Football – as Shakespeare once, almost, said – is a many-splendoured thing, but it offers few sights as enjoyable as a player trying to do something fancy and messing up spectacularly.
